Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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