why didn't you poke me back
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Randomize
