when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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