But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
