Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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