Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
