"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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