He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
