do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
