thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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