how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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