I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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