One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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