But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I can tuck mytits in my pants
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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