You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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