I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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