just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We were destined to go to rehab together
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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