better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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