If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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