I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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