Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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