She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
A bitchslap is in order.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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