Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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