Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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