I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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