He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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