We're facebook friends in real life
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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