Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
50% drunk capacity currently
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
