Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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