how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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