what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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