okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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