you guys were way drunker than both of me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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