i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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