then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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