Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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