belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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