This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
