Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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