absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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