I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
