I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
These tits shall not be calmed
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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