Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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