Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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