Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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