Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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