Got a toothbrush?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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