He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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