ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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