Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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