i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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